big words are so idiosyncratic

If I make you dinner, all I want in return is a simple “Thank you!” The “How did you get into my house?” and “Why are you naked and holding a gerbil?” parts are unnecessary

Jul 24
pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused
Jul 24

pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

(via timelordtaylor)

221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses
Jul 24

221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

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Jul 24

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Jul 24

theteenagevowinaparkinglot:

unseelie-prince:

I think we all need an aggressively positive spider friend in our lives

aggressively positive spider

(Source: bluedogeyes, via ichooseyoubeyonce)

Jul 24

regretandchinesefood:

All this

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Jul 24

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birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

(via ichooseyoubeyonce)

Jul 24
Jul 24

frozendailydose:

obsessedwithfrozen42:

Bow down to the queen people

I AM SO FLIPPING HAPPY THAT SHE ACKNOWLEDGED THIS BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT

(Source: gioantonellis, via dancingthrulife5)

Jul 23

bbyboyy:

PLEASTHE

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